Catherine

I was in the mood to watch something extraordinarily beautiful today, so I turned to the haunting elegance of Ninn Worx to make that dream a reality. Michael Ninn's movies are not only breathtakingly gorgeous, with the highest quality video, amazing sets and costumes, they are strange in a way that always has me wanting more.

Catherine, my choice for today, seems to be about Catherine of Aragon, Henry the VIII's first wife, from what I can tell. There aren't any actual descriptions that say that, but from the context, I think that I am right. But really, I can't be sure. I do know that it cuts between modern days and the past, and definitely feels like a horror film at times (which makes me like it even more).

Audrey Hollander is fantastic as Catherine. Her pale, porcelain skin and flaming red hair are so starkly contrasting and totally beautiful together and whether she is getting herself off or taking it in any of her holes, she is really amazing to watch. Honestly, the fucking is a little startling to me - even though I know I am watching porn, I wasn't expecting it. The imagery is just so ethereal and dream-like, I totally focused on that and forgot that there was even sex involved. I guess that's just what happens when you aren't watching Blowing My Load #54, or the like.

Again, I just need to reiterate the weirdness of this movie. I mean really, a porno has to be pretty freaking bizarre for me to forget that it even has sex involved in it until the banging begins. There is random dialogue, which come more in the form of statements and dirty talk, which I guess is supposed to make references to the 'plot' of Catherine of Aragon, though like I said before, it's hazy. In between the fucking there is some sort of flip back and forth between period dress and modern dress and someone moaning "Caaaaaaathrine" for an unknown reason.

This is a really beautiful movie with awesome sex, but I really had no clue what was happening otherwise.