Danni's Football Parties

I might be alone here, but I have little interest in this Sunday's Super Bowl. That may make me a bad American, and an even worse lesbian, but I'm just trying to be honest here. I'm searching for things that'll make it fun for me but am struggling since I rarely drink more than two beers and count myself among the five percent of the population that does NOT want to sleep with the sexy Tom Brady. In an effort to fit in, I decided to find inspiration in pornography (again) and giggled my way through Danni's Football Parties as my pre-game workout. I guess that Danni Ashe decided that the best way to enjoy the game would be to get together for a naked party with all of her friends. I mean, it beats staring at Eli Manning's pouting face with a bunch of drunk dudes, right? They ask interesting questions like, "Why would beer need a website?" cover each other in whip cream, roll around in oil, and eat pizza. Hands down my favorite part takes place at 47 minutes, when five girls line up and start riding a towel or a sheet while one girl sings "Come on ride a train, the Super train," it's ridiculous but a little endearing. These girls are obviously having fun and you really shouldn't miss them doing "high boobs" which is a lot like a chest bump, but between two naked chicks. And if you're wondering, they really are watching the game, which adds the touch of realism I need to really enjoy this ridiculous ode to an overly violent sport.