A Fucking Christmas Dinner

Merry fucking Christmas! It's that time of year again when the whole family gets together to eat, make merriment and have a massive orgy around the table? Wait, what? Now, I may not know all of the various x-mas traditions (I am a Jew after all), but I am guessing that it's also not customary to bring a gift of lesbians decked out in festive garb to help lead that family orgy? Or maybe it is - who can say, but all I know is that these are the ways that Private brings the holiday cheer. And I, for one, am not complaining.

Before the orgy action is even brought to the table (that works in so many ways), these hordes of horn-balls are already schtupping all over the house. It doesn't matter who they came to the table with, they definitely get busy with someone totally different. Mrs. Miller (the super hot Mandy Bright) made lovely lasagna that I'm sure got cold while she fucks the neighbor, her husband screws his son's fiancé, the son bangs the neighbor's wife, and the daughter and her man get busy in the bathtub. Like I said - there is a whole lotta fucking! Ho Ho Ho! After all that sexin' the couples come back to the table and feast on the meal, only to have a delicious dessert of the aforementioned lesbian driven orgy. I will say that as mildly creeped out that I am when family members are fucking around in the same room (though not with each other!), the orgy is my favorite scene of this movie. Maybe it's the super ridiculousness of it all, but I'm guessing it has more to do with the "gifts" who come in and lead all of the action. What can I say, I'm obviously a sucker for hot ladies touching each other's bits. Shocker, I know. But lesbian sexin' aside, the orgy is one hell of a hot scene and definitely deserves to be a holiday tradition! I'm already eagerly awaiting next year!