The Pinch

I don't get to watch funny porn very often, so when I saw this Vivid Premium movie was categorized under humor, I jumped at the chance. Aside from being pretty freaking hilarious, which I'll get to in a minute, this flick as all the high quality video/production that has come to be expected of a Vivid title and, obviously, a ton of super hot sex. So, we've got a good plot, awesome production value and hot sexin' - pretty much the trifecta of great porno.

Ok, let's talk about this plot. Basically Evan Stone and Tommy Gunn are two guys with big dicks who find out their friend Matt (Voodoo) has quite the small member, which explains why he always turns the ladies down. To help him, they bring to get hypnotized by "Manning the Guru" and have him believe that he has a giant schlong. I'm not going to spoil the rest of it by giving away the ending, but just know it's worth a watch.

To me, the best part of this movie was definitely the performers. The ones they chose to fill each roll worked out perfectly and the humor was dead on the money. I guess it doesn't hurt that I think Meggan Mallone is one of the sexiest performers out there. For me, it was all Stone and Gunn that make the movie, even in spite of all the dick jokes. And I'm pretty sure that Evan Stone could make it in acting even if he kept his clothes on. He's gotta get those Coen Brothers on the phone!

Let's not forget about the sex! The scene I found hottest was the first. Stone and Gunn team up and go for an orgy with two women, switching women every so often. While sure that could come off as a little crude, I thought it was pretty hot. Especially when the girls were leaning close to each other. Fuck pile!

And though I watch porn all the time and see a ton of dicks, including these ones before, I don't think I've ever noticed how big they are! These three guys are the owners of some massive cocks.

So, dicks in hands, Evan Stone, Tommy Gunn and Voodoo totally turned this movie from a good idea on paper to a freakin' awesome porno on the screen! Job well do. You can give those wangs a pat on the back!